Shipping & Returns

SHIPPING INFO ☄︎

Yes, your mystical garment is made-to-order, because we don’t mass-produce energy. That means:

✨ Production time: ~2.5 business days

✨ Shipping from: our sacred Printify warehouse in Germany (you’ll probably never see it)

✨ Method: standard boring mortal shipping, tracked.

Shipping times & costs?

Honestly, we’d love to teleport it. But here’s what the algorithm says:

  • Germany: 1–2 business days – $3.79 (first item), $1.19 (extra)
  • EU: 5–8 business days – ~$4.49 avg
  • US: 5–15 business days – $25.49 (yikes, we know)
  • Rest of the World: 10–30 days, interdimensional delays included

💸 Free shipping for orders over €80 (because abundance mindset).

Shipping cost is auto-calculated at checkout by robots smarter than us.

RETURNS & REFUNDS 🌀

Achtung! (That’s German for “read this before you manifest a tantrum.”)

We do accept returns in the EU (thanks, Gesetzgeber), as long as:

  • You’re within 14 days of receiving your order
  • The item is unworn, unwashed, and unpossessed
  • You cover return shipping (no teleportation portal provided)

Refunds?

Yes, if there’s a print issue or damage, hit us up and we’ll conjure a refund or replacement.

But if you just “changed your mind” about the hoodie that says “ego death”? That’s on you, bby.

📥 How to return:

Email us at spirituallyshockedshop@gmail.com and we’ll share the portal address (aka: return instructions).

We don’t accept DMs, carrier pigeons, or astral projections as valid return requests.

⚠️ IMPORTANT:

We don’t accept returns on personalized/custom orders (unless something’s broken).

Our production is on-demand — we don’t keep stock, so we can’t do size swaps like big corp brands. Choose your size wisely, warrior.

 

TL;DR 💀✨

  • EU customers have 14 days to return stuff
  • You pay for return shipping
  • Email us to start the process
  • Refunds only if it’s our mistake (not if Mercury made you do it)
  • Free shipping over €80
  • Made-to-order = no size swaps