Shipping & Returns
SHIPPING INFO ☄︎
Yes, your mystical garment is made-to-order, because we don’t mass-produce energy. That means:
✨ Production time: ~2.5 business days
✨ Shipping from: our sacred Printify warehouse in Germany (you’ll probably never see it)
✨ Method: standard boring mortal shipping, tracked.
Shipping times & costs?
Honestly, we’d love to teleport it. But here’s what the algorithm says:
- Germany: 1–2 business days – $3.79 (first item), $1.19 (extra)
- EU: 5–8 business days – ~$4.49 avg
- US: 5–15 business days – $25.49 (yikes, we know)
- Rest of the World: 10–30 days, interdimensional delays included
💸 Free shipping for orders over €80 (because abundance mindset).
Shipping cost is auto-calculated at checkout by robots smarter than us.
RETURNS & REFUNDS 🌀
Achtung! (That’s German for “read this before you manifest a tantrum.”)
We do accept returns in the EU (thanks, Gesetzgeber), as long as:
- You’re within 14 days of receiving your order
- The item is unworn, unwashed, and unpossessed
- You cover return shipping (no teleportation portal provided)
Refunds?
Yes, if there’s a print issue or damage, hit us up and we’ll conjure a refund or replacement.
But if you just “changed your mind” about the hoodie that says “ego death”? That’s on you, bby.
📥 How to return:
Email us at spirituallyshockedshop@gmail.com and we’ll share the portal address (aka: return instructions).
We don’t accept DMs, carrier pigeons, or astral projections as valid return requests.
⚠️ IMPORTANT:
We don’t accept returns on personalized/custom orders (unless something’s broken).
Our production is on-demand — we don’t keep stock, so we can’t do size swaps like big corp brands. Choose your size wisely, warrior.
TL;DR 💀✨
- EU customers have 14 days to return stuff
- You pay for return shipping
- Email us to start the process
- Refunds only if it’s our mistake (not if Mercury made you do it)
- Free shipping over €80
- Made-to-order = no size swaps